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pegacornalley: heiress-to-the-industries: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:40:26 -0500

heiress-to-the-industries:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you?

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE

OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS MADE MY YEAR OMG

fuckyeahlotrelves: elessarofgondor: Estel by ~annoulaki Is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:20:25 -0500

fuckyeahlotrelves:

elessarofgondor:

Estel by ~annoulaki

Is this is Estel…then…the is this Elrond holding him?? Omg omg brb crying!

There is nothing more frustrating than the gap between your imagination and your artistic abilities.

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:44:07 -0500

There is nothing more frustrating than the gap between your imagination and your artistic abilities.

wotcher-doctor: alwaysvotesaxon: squeetown: Jason Isaacs: I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:40:33 -0500

wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”

This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.

One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

goodolarthistory: Artist: Eugene Grasset Title: Spring Date:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:20:33 -0500

goodolarthistory:

Artist: Eugene Grasset

Title: Spring

Date: 1894

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:29:44 -0500

My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a male based fandom. PROVE HIM WRONG AND REBLOG IF YOU'RE A GIRL AND A FAN OF LOTR!

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:27:48 -0500

dragonlordoferebor:

booksandcatslover:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

I AM NO MAN

I AM NO MAN

MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM

STANDING TALL AND VALIANT AMONG THE CONTENDING PRINCES

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bijouisawesome: siriusdanger: weap...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:40:15 -0500

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bijouisawesome:

siriusdanger:

weaponizedwit:

YOU’VE WON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!

DANCE! THOR DANCE!

CHECK OUT HIS SWEET ASGARDIAN DANCE MOVES

pretzel-swirl: meow-fuck: If you were having a bad day, here...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:20:11 -0500

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:16:22 -0500

Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.

encreation: twerkingintomordor asked for some Elrond and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:45:38 -0500

encreation:

twerkingintomordor asked for some Elrond and Celebrian :)

OH MY GOD. This is beautiful.

like-lucy-in-the-sky: my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:40:20 -0500

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:16 -0500

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:40:32 -0500

art-of-swords: Sword-Catching Parrying Dagger Dated:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:20:34 -0500

art-of-swords:

Sword-Catching Parrying Dagger

Dated: 1600

Culture: Italian

This unusual fencing dagger demonstrates the way in which the artistic qualities of a weapon could be influenced by the practical concerns of the swordsman. The Renaissance duel was usually fought with rapier and dagger. The rapier, as the main weapon of attack, was complemented by a parrying dagger held in the left hand, used primarily for defensive movements.

However, by 1600 fighting with the rapier alone was becoming the latest fashion. The opposing blade could still be parried or beaten away with the left hand. The free left also allowed the duellist to grab hold of his enemy’s swordblade, temporarily immobilising it to expose him to a lethal counter-thrust.

This distinctive fencing weapon is designed to provide the blade-grabbing ability of the free left hand, while retaining the dagger for defensive action. The arrow-like barbs allowed a sword blade to enter the ‘jaw’ of the dagger, but made it difficult to free it again. With his weapon ensnared, the enemy was exposed, if only for an instant.

The practical challenges of creating such a specialised weapon were considerable. The hardened and tempered steel blade had to be carefully cut with the series of dramatically barbed teeth, a laborious process. The spaces between the teeth have been elegantly filed with ornamental edges, while the base of the blade has been finely etched and gilt- an unusual feature, even for high-quality weapons. In this way, despite its very specific function as a fighting tool, the weapon’s artistic merit is evident.

Source & Copyright: The Wallace Collection

haemoptysis: mewsoleum: pseudol: Elijah Wood Punk’d This...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:18:55 -0500

haemoptysis:

mewsoleum:

pseudol:

Elijah Wood Punk’d

This cute little angel

i want to wrap him in a blanket

HOw IS HE REAL

I can’t stop staring at his cute little face.

kingcroacus: googlehomie: hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:38:26 -0500

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

medieval: Doodles by a child in Medieval Novgorod. The Art of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:31:08 -0500

medieval:

Doodles by a child in Medieval Novgorod.

The Art of Onfim: Medieval Novgorod Through the Eyes of a Child

LOTR Inspiration - Galadriel

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:27:59 -0500

LOTR Inspiration - Galadriel

expositionfairy: gizmo-turing: hamishmash: The first two...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:30:23 -0500

expositionfairy:

gizmo-turing:

hamishmash:

The first two pages from my upcoming comic Horus Story, the very true story of Horus’ birth according to Egyptian legend.

AAAAAHHH LITTLE SET AHAHHAH

Laughing entirely too hard oh my god

“I really want that box”

Oh my gosh, this is the best.